Why Star Wars’ Most Infamous Style Of Music Isn’t Just Adult


Star Wars band Mos Eisley Cantina play some of the galaxy’s most infamous music, but the genre’s name may surprise viewers.

A moment that many star wars fans remember well A new hope is the scene where Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi meet Han Solo at Mos Eisley Cantina. There’s a band of aliens playing instruments in the background, and most viewers will probably assume that’s a jazz band. However, what some fans may not know is that the kind of music played by these aliens is not called jazz, but cum.

Jizz is a musical genre created for the star wars universe. Musicians in this genre are known as jizz-wailers and often play a long-reed musical instrument called a jizz, which is the main instrument in a jizz band. Considering that John Williams wrote the soundtrack of the star wars movies, you could also say he pioneered the jizz-wailer. The band in A new hope is Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, a popular sperm band on the intergalactic circuit.

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Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are a Bith group from the planet Clak’dor VII. They specialize in cum, as well as jatz, which is a more old-fashioned musical genre in the star wars cannon. Although Figrin D’an and modal nodes first appeared in A new hope, they do not appear in any other star wars movies and only have small cameos in Star Wars Battlefront 2 and books on the original trilogy.

The Cantina Group

Another notable group of jizz-wailers in the star wars the universe is the Max Rebo Band. Also known as Max Rebo Twelve, they are one of the best known bands in the galaxy. The Max Rebo group has members of many different exotic species, including a Kitonak, a Pa’lowick, and an Ortolan. They are the regular band at Jabba’s Palace and can be seen in the 1997 remastered version of Return of the Jedi. They played during Luke’s attempt to save Han from Jabba the Hutt as well as when Jabba attempted to execute Luke, Han, and Chewbacca above the Great Pit of Carkoon.

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Many more jizz-wailers and cum groups exist in the star wars universes, such as The Sozzenels, Bobolo Baker’s All-Bith Band and Hutt. These groups are probably not well known to star wars fans, as they only make appearances in star wars legends online books and mini-adventures, without references in movies, video games or TV series. Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band will most likely be the only sperm bands that have the most star wars fans recognize as a result of this.

There are more appearances of cum groups and jizz-wailers in the star wars video games, including Lego Star Wars Games, Star Wars: Battlefront and Star Wars: Republic Commando. Jizz-wailers also appear in star wars books, news and web tapes like The trap of paradise, Fate of a Hunter: The Greedo Story and “We Don’t Do Marriages: The Band’s Story”. While jizz-wailers are a much smaller part of the star wars universe, they are definitely an interesting and fun subsection to learn.

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